Arrgghhhhhhh...

...I'm not sure I can do this.

Fabulous point of view....

> One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
> well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
> the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
> Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
> well needed to be covered up anyway;
> it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
> He invited all his neighbors to come over and
> help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
> to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> donkey realized what was happening and cried
> horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
> quieted down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
> looked down the well. He was astonished at what
> he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
> back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
> He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
> dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
> off and take a step up.
>
> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> stepped up over the edge of the well and
> happily trotted off!
>
> Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
> of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
> is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
> our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
> of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
> never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
>
> Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
>
> Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
>
> Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
>
> Live simply and appreciate what you have.
>
> Give more.
>
> Expect less.
>
>
>
> NOW ............
>
> Enough of that crap ......
>
>
>
> The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
> MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover
> your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Cheesiness!

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin!

**Petrol anyone?**

Oh dear oh dear. Well I always thought filling up with petrol was difficult anyway...but it's taken a little while to get to know my new car! On several occassions (as can be verified by Tim et al...) I have 'splashed' myself with petroleum filling up! Turns out that I have a safety cap...that you need to open with the nozzle before you can put any petrol in. :$ Silly Emma

How does he do it? How does he cause me so much pain and so much hurt? Why do I let him? Does he like me at all? Does he care? Does he really? I'm really really not sure anymore. I'm not sure if he ever has. I hate this. I hate this more than anything. But I can't talk to him. I can't talk to anyone. I don't know what to do. But I don't think brandy was a good idea.

Self Pity

Lol. I think I could write anything I liked on here and nobody would ever know, ever read it, ever get to know that little bit more about me. All of my deepest darkest secrets and they would still remain untold. Have you ever hated your life? Hate the hand you've been given, or whatever cliche you wanna use? I have. Lots. But I try not to. I try to appreciate what I have. I try to want what I have rather than wanting what I havn't. But it doesn't always work. And I guess I do feel bad for that. I do. I know that there is some great plan. I know that I have the best news/hope/future? that anyone could want. Yet I still want more? Is that how it will always be? Do people always want what they can't have? It's shit. And I don't know how to get around it. I don't know how to be content with what I can and do have. Why can't it be easier?? Gah. I know life isn't suppose to be easy. I just wish I had someone. Someone who actually understands me. Wants me. Needs me. Loves me.

Huh. You know what. MAybe I do have that? God understands me. Wants me to be in a relationship with him. Loves me. Why can't I keep hold of that. The most incredible, joyful, amazing, lifting information EVER. Why isn't that enough?

I want it to be. But I rely so much on earthly things, people...

Life is hard, really hard, even when you know what you want/need to do, say, act. I fail so much. I give in to things I don't even realise I want to.

Argh. Sometimes I just want to scream. Is it to much to ask? For a little bit of love, affection, effort? Is it selfish for me to want someone to go out of their way? I guess maybe it is when I want a particular someone...

I'm sorry.

FAO Men: Words Women Use...

(lol, I thought this was rather funny and...a little true!)

...And What They REALLY Mean.


Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use "fine" to describe how a woman looks; it will cause one of those arguements.

Five Minutes: Half an hour.

Nothing: this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually signifies an arguement that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will results in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): "I give up" or "do what you want because i don't care".

Loud Sigh: Not a word, but is still often a statement and misunderstood by men. It means she thinkgs you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh: "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

That's OK: "I want you to think lond and hard before taking retribution for whatever it is that you have done".

Please do: This is an offer. You have the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. Be careful, and you shouldn't get a "that's OK".

Thanks: "Thank you". Don't faint, just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot: This is different from "thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".