63% Blonde....not as bad as I predicted!!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.

so far: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow and discovered you can't
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 13

[ x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[ x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 17

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ x] you tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this..

total score = 21

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.