FAO Men: Words Women Use...

(lol, I thought this was rather funny and...a little true!)

...And What They REALLY Mean.


Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use "fine" to describe how a woman looks; it will cause one of those arguements.

Five Minutes: Half an hour.

Nothing: this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" usually signifies an arguement that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will results in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): "I give up" or "do what you want because i don't care".

Loud Sigh: Not a word, but is still often a statement and misunderstood by men. It means she thinkgs you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh: "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

That's OK: "I want you to think lond and hard before taking retribution for whatever it is that you have done".

Please do: This is an offer. You have the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. Be careful, and you shouldn't get a "that's OK".

Thanks: "Thank you". Don't faint, just say you're welcome.

Thanks a lot: This is different from "thanks". A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".