Blonde Revelations

Insight into the life of me!!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Arrgghhhhhhh...

...I'm not sure I can do this.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Fabulous point of view....

> One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
> well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
> the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
>
> Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
> well needed to be covered up anyway;
> it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
>
> He invited all his neighbors to come over and
> help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
> to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> donkey realized what was happening and cried
> horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
> quieted down.
>
> A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
> looked down the well. He was astonished at what
> he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
> back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
> He would shake it off and take a step up.
>
> As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
> dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
> off and take a step up.
>
> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> stepped up over the edge of the well and
> happily trotted off!
>
> Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
> of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
> is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
> our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
> of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
> never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
>
> Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
>
> Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
>
> Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
>
> Live simply and appreciate what you have.
>
> Give more.
>
> Expect less.
>
>
>
> NOW ............
>
> Enough of that crap ......
>
>
>
> The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
>
> MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
>
> When you do something wrong, and try to cover
> your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Cheesiness!

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin!